This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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