My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
