Three words: puerto rican gang bang
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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