i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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