We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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