So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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