he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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