they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Randomize
