new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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