btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
