? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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