I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I wish I only lived at night.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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