She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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