you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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