She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm at about main and main street
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
