Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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