I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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