You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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