5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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