Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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