guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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