brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The chlamydia really affected his face.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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