the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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