What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
accomplished twins. life is a go
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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