i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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