Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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