She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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