Don't you send me to vm
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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