Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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