Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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