I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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