So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
