are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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