I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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