i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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