You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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