Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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