my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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