Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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