so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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