she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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