Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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