so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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