it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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