Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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