If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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