I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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