is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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