so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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