I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
