our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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