i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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