Nicole vs. Life
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Never underestimate the power of titties
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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