brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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