i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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