But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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